Best Dirt Additive

May 9, 2018 1:41 pm Published by

Best Dirt Additive Dallas 2012 – Minerals Plus

Dallas Observer

“So you want to plant some posies in the dirt. Well, may we ask something first? What dirt? Because it makes a big difference, especially in the city, especially in this city, where you can get dirt that’s way too hard, like concrete, or dirt in which previous occupants have poisoned off all the creepy-crawlies you need to make your dirt hospitable for your posies. It never hurts to improve your dirt, and the best dirt-improver we know about is Minerals Plus, made by Soil Mender Products and recommended by organic guru Howard Garrett. It contains three kinds of paramagnetic volcanic rock. We have no idea what that is, but it sounds awesome. It also contains lava sand, granite sand, basalt, rock phosphate, humate and montmorillonite. If you don’t have any montmorillonite in your soil, we don’t even know how you can show yourself in public. Good stuff. Really. Your posies will thank you.”

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